- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

roses are red yoda is green my lightsaber needs 2 hands if you know what i mean

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

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