- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

Fat? Jesse Z

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

"hey do you know the date" "58"

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

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