- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

What do you call an arab ?

Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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silver bullet?

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

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