A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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Why did the Asian woman get into a car accident? She didn't pay attention in driver school and sped through a red light and hit a bus that killed 14 children.

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Why did the man break all his bones? Because his parachute failed to open

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I have magical powers. Try your best to not to follow these instructions: Ready? Go. You are now blinking your eyes. (strike 1) You are now breathing voluntary. (strike 2) You suddenly have an itch somewhere on your body. (strike 3) You lost. Thanks for playing my little game. Hope you enjoy thinking of a flying pink elephant with wings.

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A girl hands her boyfriend her phone and says it's his dad. He throws it on the ground exclaiming, "My dad's not a phone, duh!"

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Yo moma so fat, it ain't even funny. Seriously. She is suffering real diabetes! Do you know how that feels? I though so...

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

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prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

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some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

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Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

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"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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silver bullet?

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person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

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What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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