- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

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