- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

race-car = rac-ecar

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

What's funny? Women's rights.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

He--Hey guys

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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