- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

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