- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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