A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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