- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

your face

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

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