- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

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Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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