Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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