- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

yeyeyeyeye live action

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

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