- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

rent a cops

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

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