- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

Boxing on Boxing Day

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

How old are you? 7

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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