- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

what do you call a black chef glendon

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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