Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

In Soviet Russia, this joke is an anti-joke.

this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Released some juice and burst its skin.

A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

3 guys were caught trespassing in a field and were sent to jail. The cop asked the first guy, "What were you doing in the field? He replied, "I was blowing bubbles" The cop asked the second guy, "What were you doing in the field?" He replied, "I was blowing bubbles" The cop then asked the third guy, "Lemme guess, you were blowing bubbles too? The guy replied, "No silly, I am Bubbles!"

I was just thinking in something I swear ... I am still Just, wait, i'll be good

Why did the person get hit by a fridge? They didn't for its physically impossible for most people to throw a normal sized refrigerator.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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