Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

Chicken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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