- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

What does two plus two equal? 4

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

what is red white and blue? the french flag

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

what do you call a black chef glendon

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

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