- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

i had a black friend once......just kidding

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Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

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