Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

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What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

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what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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