- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

A man walked into a bar Ouch!

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

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