How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

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What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

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What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

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A van drives into a car.

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why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

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Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

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What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

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roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

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Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

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Dick Cheney That's the joke

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

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ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

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It's okay, I got the yogurt.

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This is a joke.

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Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

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Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

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Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

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How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

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What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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