- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

Robin get in the batmobile!

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

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