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What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

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Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

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A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

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what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

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Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

I killed someone on minecraft.

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

how do you win a game try your best

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

where's mom I killed her

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

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