- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

one morning i turned on my tv

Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

I like poop in my butt

What do you call an awesome school? St Heinrich's Law School (Teaching you to break the laws!)

A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Have you seen Jennifer Aniston's newborn baby? Neither has she.

Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

- Helen Keller

god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

I farted and it smells like rotten ham with melted cottage cheese now dislike this please.

a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

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