What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

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Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

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You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

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H o m o comes out as homo

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Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

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Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

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Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

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Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

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Anti Joke

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