Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

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Q: are you gay? A: maybe

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

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Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

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Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

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roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

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What is the best joke ever? 1D

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What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

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How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

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Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

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What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

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What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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