How do you kill a black man There is many ways

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

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Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

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Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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