My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

alert('The Game')

Baby Seal walks into a club.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

Racial Equality

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

so the weather's nice...

what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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