What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

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Q. How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Light bulbs don't exist

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

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How many Druggies does it take to make toast. One.

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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How do you stop a plane? Land it.

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

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What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

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What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

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Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

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A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

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How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

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What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

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What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

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How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

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John: hey wats up? Bob: gas prices!

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Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

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If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding chuck norris Whats worse than finding your girlfriend has a bigger Slong than you? Getting raped with a cheese grater. Whats worse than all of these? Being black Sadly im black :( -Jordan M

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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