What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A Wii.

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

FOX News: Fair and balanced

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

Goats are like toilets, I shit in them

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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