- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

How do you get a blonde with one hand out of a tree? Grab a ladder and carry her down.

How many ants are in the kitchen? None. We killed them all.

the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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