- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

How do you tell the difference between a white family, and an albino black family? The albino black family suffers from a lack of pigmentation, while the white family just has a naturally pale skintone.

Why was the dog hairless? I lied, it was a pig.

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

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What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

The way I see it, you are pretty lucky I am a tough guy, the kind you like. Anyway you where really wondering if I ever refer myself as a boy? Sigh, I mean I AM A BOY! WHAT? WHAT? Savage jokes? What jokes?

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

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