- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

What's brown and sticky A stick

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

Knock knock come in.

Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

Jack and jill went up a hill to get some water. Jack fell down, twisted his ankle, and continued to roll. He broke his spine and collar bone and he was later taken to the hospital. Later that night he died because the doctors couldn't do anything. Jill then killed herself in mourning.

Q)why couldn't the baby talk? A)the baby was dead.

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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