- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

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