- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

Your mom went to college

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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