- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

Q: What did the donkey say to the man? A: "Hello there, sir." it was later discovered the man was tripping on the hallucinogen LSD. Later on the man plummeted to his death after being convinced that he was a pterodactyl, and jumping off of a cliff.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? It is unlikely that this situation would occur, as tractors are very large objects and losing one would be very hard, furthermore, tractors are vital agricultural vehicles and most farmers would take care in not misplacing one.

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