- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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