Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

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When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

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Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

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What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

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Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

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what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

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A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

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An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

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NA LINDOL BA KAPAG NATALON ANG MATATABA :8

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What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

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How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

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Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

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WILLYS

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

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It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

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There was an american man on the way to work.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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