- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

How about that airline food?

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

Sarah Palin.

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

I am quite mature.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

Your mother just died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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