- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

What long black and tasty? Licorice

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

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