- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

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