- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock come in

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

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