What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

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A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

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A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

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Donald Trump.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

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A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

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Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

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Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

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ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

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What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

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Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb??? I don't know don't ask me when I'm asking you the question!!!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

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why did the chicken cross the road? it accidentally got out of it's pen. the farmer got very mad at the chicken for getting out, and very vicous-like, yelled at the chicken, causing it to get scared, and run to the other side. and that, is why the chicken crossed the road.

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Two gay men are seen walking down a street in Texas. Actually now that I think about it homosexuality is pretty much outlawed in Texas. Two gay men are thrown into a Texan Jail where they spend the rest of their lives, cold hungry and alone.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

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Roses are red violets are blue im a mass murderer and i will kill your family with no hesitation

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Anti Joke

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