- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

I'm winning at Scrabble.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

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