What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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Indians

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

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A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

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What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If i knew, I'd tell you.

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There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

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why do firemen wear red suspenders. I dont know because they go with there hat.

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What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

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if got a joke if fogot it

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A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

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Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

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Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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What's half of 8? o

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

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How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

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A: Knock Knock B: 7

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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