- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

knock knock... ...no answer

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

whats black? the colour

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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