What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

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why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

whats green and slimy? green slim

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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