- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

Once upon a time in a far away kingdom, people lived in it. The End.

your mom.

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

drugs.

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

Why did the fish fly It didn't

XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

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