- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

Knock Knock there's a doorbell

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

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