- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

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Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have stage IV Ovarian Cancer.

Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

Some really old band covered Dirty Bit. But the cut out the Dirty Bit part so its just the Time of life part

A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

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