- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

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Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

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