- Anti Joke

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.