- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the economy.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

knock knock come in

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

The cream, it is coming

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

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Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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