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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Banana soup, Gorilla poop

You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

what does a deer and grass have in common? they are both green but i lied about the deer

What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

Your adopted

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

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