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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

im not black, im Joseph Kony

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

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