- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you tell the difference between a white family, and an albino black family? The albino black family suffers from a lack of pigmentation, while the white family just has a naturally pale skintone.

Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

:D STORY TIME! :D ... :D So once upon a time there was a... :) Uhm... :\ I forgot... Sorry :(

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

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