A baby seal walks into a club.

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What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

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It's The Only Crayon The illustrator had?

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why did jimmy stop eating his breakfast two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: He had no arms Q: Why did the frog fall out of the tree? A: He was stapled to the monkey's face

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why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

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What do you call 20 Investment Bankers buried to their necks in sand? A team building exercise at the beach sponsored by an Investment Bank.

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What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

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why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

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What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

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Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

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What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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Guest what in the butt

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how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

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Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

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why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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