- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

HEY!

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

Skinny people fart less.

Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

im gay

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

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