Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

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What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

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What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

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Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

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A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

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How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

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What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

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What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

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PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding chuck norris Whats worse than finding your girlfriend has a bigger Slong than you? Getting raped with a cheese grater. Whats worse than all of these? Being black Sadly im black :( -Jordan M

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If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

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John: hey wats up? Bob: gas prices!

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One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

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Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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There was a boy named Steven, a son of a rich business man. Steven was an interesting child though, as he always kept care to one of his possessions. That possession being a plain, old, brown box. On Steven's fourth birthday his father said he could have anything in the world he wanted, just name it. Steven said he wanted two quarters to put in his box. The father agreed and gave his son two quarters to put in his box. Every year the father would say he could have anything he wished for, and Steven just asked for two quarters. Nothing more. On Steven's 18th birthday he got into a severe car crash. The father stood over the hospital bed where Steven lay. "I can get you the best doctors in the world. They can save you, please let me get you this for your birthday!" The boy shook his head. "All I want is two quarters" Steven replied. The father was distraught. "Son, tell me why you've wanted these two quarters every year you have been alive instead of anything else in the world". The boy complied. "Fine I'll tell you." Then Steven died before he could tell the father. The End.

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Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

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Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

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What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

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How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

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I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

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