- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

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what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

Wife: Where were you all night. Husband: Cheating on you with your sister

Why are Asians good at Math? Because they are bad at English.

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

What's one plus one? 2. Two legit, two legit to quit, hey, hey... What's one plus two? 3. Easy as abc, 123, abc, baby you and me. What's one plus three? 4. hes a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow.

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