- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

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Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

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