- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

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