- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

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