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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

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What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

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