- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

What's the difference between you and a bucket of shit? The bucket and the shit. You're a human being.

What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

You have 10 apples and 12 cabbages How many pizzas can you fit on the roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

What is an antijoke? Not Knock

Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken -A black guy being black

knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

Q:What is yellow and has wheels A: A banana I was joking about the wheels

Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

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