- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

A man walked into a bar Ouch!

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

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