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Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

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What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

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A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

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What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

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What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

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Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

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boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

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Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

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Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

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What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

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Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

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Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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my egg roll

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What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

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Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

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How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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