hold the planet Dumb ass well I'm doing something else right now dumb ass

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because earlier that day, the chicken was taking a shiit, and when he went to wipe, there was no toilet tissue, so he ran upstairs to his parents room, and shot them both with a shotgun, then he ate them while they were still gasping for air, then the neighbors heard the gunshots so they came over to make sure everything was alright, but little did they know that the chicken planned for it and they were electricuted to a crisp by the fence, oh yeah, why did the chicken cross the road? Because the store for chips was across the street

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What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

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knock knock Who's there? Will Nealis Will Nealis who? Will nealis continuously finds himself crying himself to sleep as reality begins to smack himn in the face revealing to him that nobody has, does, or ever will like him. He is also informed that the reason his parents left him is because he is such a flaming ginger, his nasty face ruins the atmosphere of any room he walks in to. he has been adopted by a lovely gay couple and he takes after both of his fathers very much, in the aspect of enjoying massive animal c o c k in his mouth as well as having threesomes with his dads. will goes to school everyday and is tormented for being homosexual, so when he goes home hie parents beat him....off and have lemon partys with wills grandpa as he watches and masturbates vigourously.

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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What has two legs and can't walk. Someone thats paralyzed!

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what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

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your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

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What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

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Knock knock Who's there? Benjamin Benjamin who? Benjamin Dover Ben! I'm so glad you're home the kids have missed you so much!

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

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two muffins are sitting in an oven one muffin turns and says "boy it`s hot in here" the other muffin can`t bring himself to explain to the other they are about to be eaten alive.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

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How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

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A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

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A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

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A horse walks into a bar. He called him Arthur. Those are two sentences.

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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