- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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