What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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A muslim walks into a gun shop

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

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I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

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I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

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What did the president do for the people? ...

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A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

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Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

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Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

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How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

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If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

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What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

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Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

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Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

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Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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