- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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