Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

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Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

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What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

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how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

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Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

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Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

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what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

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A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

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Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

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What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

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What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

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Anti Joke

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