- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

Women's professional sports

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

Female rights.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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