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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who's specky and stinks of shit? josh moran

whats uglyand cry , and screams mommy ... you after i bitch slap you

what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people and regularly attend a synagogue and pizza is and italian food that many people find to be enjoyable to eat

What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

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What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

1+1=2

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

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