What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

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Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

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Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

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Brain fart

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your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

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what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

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What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

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Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

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What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

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How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

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What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

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A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

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Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

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Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

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-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

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Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

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Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

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what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

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What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

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Really sorry Red, I did not mean to leave you hanging, and I hope you wont leave me hanging either, I just need my meds or thinks can get ugly, my health, I can tell you and even show you what my condition is, and heck show you my meds, but there are certain things even I wont spread on horsehead network, you know, people are so bitchy here on the internet, and if people knew what I got, yeaaah, I may start getting green thumbs, and I HAAAAAAATE those. Seriously, on a scale of zero (my ass) to ten, how insane do you see me as?

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