What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

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What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

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Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

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There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

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Dislike if you are a prostitute

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Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

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What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

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Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

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how man

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YO FACE

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I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

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Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

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What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

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Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

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A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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A man on a plane convened his stupid flyer that instead of who in knock-knock jokes it what were, he thought it would funny. Later it really paid off, as they fly very close over water he says "knock knock" "whose there" " Captain Neverlands" "Captain Neverlands wh-...were" "Captain Neverlands IN WATER YOU DUMMY!!!!"

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Q: What do you call four black guys hanging in a barn? A: Farm tools

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three mexicans walk into a bar... the bartender says get the fuck out!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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