- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

yeyeyeyeye live action

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

Your mother is so obese, that when shot with a high velocity round from a handgun, the bullet is unlikely to penetrate the several layers of fat protecting her vital organs, like a fleshy kevlar vest. However, she is likely to die from infection, which is highly commom among gunshot wounds.

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