- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Cuz she had no arms! B I T C H

If you give a mouse a cookie, he will probably eat it then have a heart attack due to the high level of sugar in the cookie

whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

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A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

yeyeyeyeye live action

What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

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