- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

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I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

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