- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

eoin burgin is fat

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

Anti Joke

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