Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

woman's lacrosse

A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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