Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

123 f*ck off

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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