What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

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there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

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The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get surgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

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What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

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how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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Women's rights.

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Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

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Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

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A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

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5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

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when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

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Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

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What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

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Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

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Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

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Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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