- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

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What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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