- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

Guest what? Dog

How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

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