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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

i had sex.

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

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