What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

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Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

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Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

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Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

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Neither have I

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Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

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What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

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What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 12 shots. "8?" Asks the bartender, to verify he had heard correctly. He feels unsure of giving the man 12 shots but does so anyways due to his financial situation and he hopes for a generous tip. Afterwards, the man kills 9 people in a car crash due to his level of intoxication and the bartender seeps into depression due to his feeling of guilt.

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What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

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What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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make me a sandwich! what kind?

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Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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