theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

if you can read this you dont' need glasses

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

What did the man say to the woman giving him a blowjob? That feels good.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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