Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

I hate it when people dont finish there sen

One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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