oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

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I love alchohol!

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Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

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An astronaut walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After waiting for about 1 and a half minutes he receives his beer. The bartender says it was 3 dollars. The astronaut checks his wallet and finds no money so he pays with credit card. The bartender swipes his credit card but the card doesn't work. So the astronaut takes out his debit card. When the bartender swipes the debit card it worked. In relief the astronaut looks at the bartender and says "Thank you" and then goes home.

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What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

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Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

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What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

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Praise Paisley

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What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a doorstep? A: Matt.

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so a girl asks a guy: "if a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?" the guy responds: "trees dont grow in the kitchen, so you shouldnt be worried about it."

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A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian food that is an American favorite, and the other is a follower of Judaism.

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Women's Rights

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There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

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Q: Why was it bad to be a black jew during the Holocaust? A: You had to sit at the back of the gas chamber

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

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Anti Joke

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