Donald Trump.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

www.hurr-durr.com

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

The cream, it is coming

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

Daniel is a fag

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Anti Joke

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