What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

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Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

How do you get a little kid out of a tree Throw a jar of foreskin at him

What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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