- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

i am writing this because i felt like it.

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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