Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

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Wanna hear a joke? WNBA

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Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

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What do you call a man with no penis? WOahMan! O_o

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Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

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What's better than being rich? Not living in Kenya.

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What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

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What's a group of people that has an N, an I, two Gs, an E and an R that have no souls? Gingers.

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Q: Why did the Westboro Baptist Church picket the gay marine’s funeral? A: Homosexuals are a plague sent by Satan to destroy the fabric of America.

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What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

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what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

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have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

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Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

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What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

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Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

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How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

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What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

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Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

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Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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