You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

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What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

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- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

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Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

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Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

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What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

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How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

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the economy.

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

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Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

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Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

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Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

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what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

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Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

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A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

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Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

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Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

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Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

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Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

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Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

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Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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