Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

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What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

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So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

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Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

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Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

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hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

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Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

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2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

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What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

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How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

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How old are you? 7

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How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

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Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

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A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

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This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

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child labor

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Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

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Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

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