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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

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Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

Why can't Abraham Lincoln tell a lie? Because he's dead.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

what would happen if you took all the veins out of your body and laid them out tip to tip? you die

a horse walks into an abandoned lighthouse , the lighthouse keeper is angered by this and ushers the horse to leave but the horse gets startled and kicks the mans bookshelf over before galloping away

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen and warns him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and otherwise damaging consequences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

A man found a magic lamp. He rubbed it and a genie emerged from the lamp. The genie asked what his new master's wishes were. The man wished for asthma.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a beanch can support a family

numbers just make the funniest antijokes

Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

A man walks into a movie theater.and attempts to parate a film. He is then caught by employees of the theater and now faces fines and possible jail time for his actions.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Astyanax mexicanus, a subspecies of Mexican tetra that lives in a subterranean habitat and as such has structurally degenerate eyes that have atrophied over the course of evolution.

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