- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

Go away still nothing to see

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

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