- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

What do you call a handsome nerd? The name that is on his birth certificate.

Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

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