Two baby seals walk into a club.

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

My three children are three big mistakes.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

You know what's funny? Rape

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Caolan and Eamon

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

an ethopian thanksgiving

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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