What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

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