- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

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