- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

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