- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Released some juice and burst its skin.

I was just thinking in something I swear ... I am still Just, wait, i'll be good

Why did the person get hit by a fridge? They didn't for its physically impossible for most people to throw a normal sized refrigerator.

Q: How did the black man get the white man's money? A: He walked up, politely asked if he could borrow some money, and told him he would pay him back tomorrow.

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

What did john say to bob Hey bob

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

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