Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

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What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

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Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

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How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

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Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

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A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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My children are mistakes

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

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Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

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A: Knock Knock B: 7

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can.

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What happens if you don't use a condom? The person you are sleeping with may get pregnant or contract some kind of STI or STD. In worse cases you or your partner may contract HIV or possibly AID's.

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Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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How do you make a health inspector give you a good report? Throw his family into a pack of alligators.

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Pop Fiction last words. guess who edition: "Okay okay you win again Batman! Ahahaha hohohoho hehehehe! Wanna hear a new jo... Eh... what are you doing with that gun?" "Why did I not just take a step or two to the side during the five hours and over thirty episodes he kept charging that Kamehameha?" "Bah I cannot die as long as my ego is full! Are these really the ratings on my latest game? H0moerotic? Childish? A sociopath? Oh man..." Moral: Your red thumbs cannot hurt me! Im the moralmanBitch! HOAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing because he was black

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Hey, wanna here a dirty joke? A pig fell in mud.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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