- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

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