why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What do you say to a black guy who is holding a gun to your head? Nothing. He is holding a gun to your head.

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Why is this joke funny It isn't

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A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

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Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

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Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

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yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

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Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

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What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

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What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

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Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

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Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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