Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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