- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

The cream, it is coming

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

the economy.

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

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