whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

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what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

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A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

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Neither have I

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Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

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What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

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A man is talking to his friend. The man suddenly picks up a banana. He says "hello anybody there?" The banana says "yes." After a while of conversing, the man suddenly puts the banana down in a sad type of way. The man then says to his friend "I'm sorry, but your sun has just died in horrible accident.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

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why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

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Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

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Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

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Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

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Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

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What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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