- Anti Joke

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

pull my finger (farts)

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

Your mom is so old she died

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.