Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

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A guy decides to bring his new blonde girlfriend to a football game. After the game is over, he asks her if she liked the game. She replies: "Oh it was great, I loved watching those men in tight clothes, but there is one thing I don't understand." "What did you not understand?" And the blonde says: "Well, at the begginning of the game, both teams flipped a quarter to see who would kick off first. Then the rest of the game everybody was yelling get the quarter back, get the quarter back, get the quarter back. So I thought to myself, gosh it's just a quarter!"

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Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

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What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

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Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

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A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

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Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

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Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

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Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

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what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

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what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

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Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

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Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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