What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

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Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

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Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

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What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

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Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

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A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

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Why is Osama Bin Laden scared of the dark? To be honest, I don't know, and I doubt you do either. Osama Bin Laden has been a fugitive on America's Top Ten Most Wanted list for over 10 years; there is no way that you could possibly know such personal information about him if the United States government can't even locate him and prosecute him for the heinous crimes he committed against the U.S. Don't ever lie to me again.

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Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

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How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

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Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

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What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

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Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

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What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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Tall asians

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

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Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

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Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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