- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

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the economy.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

The cream, it is coming

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

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