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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

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What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

The cream, it is coming

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

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