- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

I'm winning at Scrabble.

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

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