Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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What's long and black? A long and black object.

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

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what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

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What do you get when two chickens cross a road? -Salmonella stricken hobos

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Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

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HEY!

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

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How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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