- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

Knock Knock.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

Obama

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

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