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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

the economy.

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

knock knock come in

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

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