- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's now a sandwich named after Jerry Sandusky, it's got 60 year old meat stuffed between buns barely out of the oven.

What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

Why did the chicken cross the road It was being dragged to the other side by fox It's the way of life _._._

Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

Why do skinny women eat their food fresh cooked? So that they don't contract food-borne diseases and risk dying.

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheelchair

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

your mum

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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