Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

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Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

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Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

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What kind of drugs should you take when you are too stressed? Fabulous secret magic drugs, makes all your problems go away... TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! Warning: When you take drugs, you are taking a very big DRUG.

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what do you call someone who hates jews anti semitic

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

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if got a joke if fogot it

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Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

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Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

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Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

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When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

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Did you hear about the woman that died of a heart attack? More oxygen for us!

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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