- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

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