What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

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What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

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How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

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why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

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Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

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A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

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Knock knock, COME IN!

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

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What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

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What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

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how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

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What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

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Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

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Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

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You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

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Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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