Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

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sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

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Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

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Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

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whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

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Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

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What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

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Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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Gay republicans

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Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

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Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

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roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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