- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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