- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

Why is Michael Jackson a bad chess player? Because he's dead.

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

Pickles

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

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