1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

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Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

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why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

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Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

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a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

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Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

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Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

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What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

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KARL KARASHIAN - FACEBOOK

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

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Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

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A:Knock Knock B:It's open

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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