A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

Your girlfriend.

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

Are you black? Kill yourself.

Robin get in the batmobile!

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

Who invented apple? God

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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