- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

why did the zebra cross the road?

Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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