- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

Are you black? Kill yourself.

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Your girlfriend.

Robin get in the batmobile!

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

I've got 99 problems and they're all stressing me out and causing me to be very unhappy.

I know 7 facts about you: 1. You're reading this. 2. You hate this overused shit. 3. You may think I will skip a number. 5. And you hate me much more. 6. You have seen porn. 7. You want me to kill myself. I am just gonna go suicide.

A boy walks home from school. On his way home some bullies stole his kite. When the boy got home he was greeted by a police officer that told him that his parents had been killed. The boy started crying and the Police officer said " whats wrong?". The boy replied " some bullies stole my kite".

A police officer walks into a bar. He uses the ATM and withdraws 20 dollars. After greeting the bartender he leaves the establishment and proceeds to go on duty. The cop was really friendly.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

A American seeking into mexico

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

what this: b a dead one of these: p

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

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