A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

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Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

ask me if i am a tree. no.

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

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