- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

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What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

ask me if i am a tree. no.

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

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