What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

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Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

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Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

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A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

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WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

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Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

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what did jacob say to coach a joke

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what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

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What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

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Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

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Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

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nolan is gay

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What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

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Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

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knock knock who's there who who who and if u sat something about an owl I'll kick u in the face u fat cike

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why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

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Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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