- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

nolan is gay

what did jacob say to coach a joke

What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

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