Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

can you pass the soap?

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

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Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

The duck didn't cross the road.

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

whats the fastest way to be murdered tell your wife your cheating on her

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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