- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who is really lanky? james cornish

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

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