- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

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